Saturday, July 16, 2005
11:56 AM
I've ever heard this joke:
Once this guy went to this shop
'Can I have a can of dog food?'
'Uh, do you have a dog ownership certificate?'
'Oh I left it at home, so can I still buy it?'
'Sorry sir, I'm afraid not, our shop regulation.'
So the next day he brought his cert and bought the food.
Then there was another time he wanted to buy batteries for his radio.
'Can I have a set of batteries for my radio?'
'Uh, do you have your warranty card to prove that you own a radio?'
'Oh I left it at home... So I can't buy it right?'
'Yeah, sorry sir.'
So he came back ten minutes later with the warranty card and bought the batteries.
Then one fine day, he came to the shop with an inconspicuous bag in his hand and went straight to the cashier.
'Here, put your hand into this bag... yes, so can I buy some toilet paper?'
Approvals, acceptances, purchases etc. They never happen until we are deep in manure sometimes.
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yeah, yeah, it's acceptable, a simple little *har har* came out of my mouth, but i must admit it is a little stinky...
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